Inside I'm still 16; what the hell happened to the outside?!
Question: We grow,,,,nuttier:-
Men's Lifestyles Through the Ages
DRINK at age...
17... Beer
25... Beer
35... Scotch
48... Double scotch
66... Maalox
SEDUCTION LINE at age...
17... My parents are away for the weekend.
25... My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35... My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48... My wife is away for the weekend.
66... My second wife is dead.
FAVORITE SPORT at age...
17... Sex
25... Sex
35... Sex
48... Sex
66... Napping
FAVORITE DRUG at age...
17... Pot
25... Cocaine
35... Really good cocaine
48... Power
66... Advil
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE at age...
17... Cop a feel
25... Breakfast
35... She didn't set back my therapy
48... I didn't bump into her kids.
66... An actual erection
FAVORITE FANTASY at age...
17... Thirdbase
25... Airplane sex
35... Menage a trois
48... Taking her company public
66... Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave
HOUSE PET at age...
17... Roaches (to be burned later)
25... Old college roommate
35... Irish setter
48... Children from her first marriage
66... Barbi
THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age...
17... 25
25... 35
35... 48
48... 66
66... 17
IDEAL DATE at age...
17... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25... Split the check before we go back to my place
35... Just come over
48... Just come over and cook
66... Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Tom Jones
Cheers!!!!!!By the way, I'm 16 too,,,,,& don't tell my mom about what I said,,,,
Answers: We grow,,,,nuttier:-
Men's Lifestyles Through the Ages
DRINK at age...
17... Beer
25... Beer
35... Scotch
48... Double scotch
66... Maalox
SEDUCTION LINE at age...
17... My parents are away for the weekend.
25... My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35... My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48... My wife is away for the weekend.
66... My second wife is dead.
FAVORITE SPORT at age...
17... Sex
25... Sex
35... Sex
48... Sex
66... Napping
FAVORITE DRUG at age...
17... Pot
25... Cocaine
35... Really good cocaine
48... Power
66... Advil
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE at age...
17... Cop a feel
25... Breakfast
35... She didn't set back my therapy
48... I didn't bump into her kids.
66... An actual erection
FAVORITE FANTASY at age...
17... Thirdbase
25... Airplane sex
35... Menage a trois
48... Taking her company public
66... Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave
HOUSE PET at age...
17... Roaches (to be burned later)
25... Old college roommate
35... Irish setter
48... Children from her first marriage
66... Barbi
THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age...
17... 25
25... 35
35... 48
48... 66
66... 17
IDEAL DATE at age...
17... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25... Split the check before we go back to my place
35... Just come over
48... Just come over and cook
66... Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Tom Jones
Cheers!!!!!!By the way, I'm 16 too,,,,,& don't tell my mom about what I said,,,,
your just like all the rest of us, rock on
Hahaha... what happened? That's what your body looks like after a few years of being 16 :)
ha ha i'm 16 inside and out lmao
Why is youth wasted on the young?