What did the woman from Nantucket really do ? no one ever finishes that limerick!


Question: She married me, we are very happy together now, thanks for asking.


Answers: She married me, we are very happy together now, thanks for asking.

It wasn't a woman from nantucket, it was a man.

the limerick follows below.....Warning......it is graphic and lewd



































There once was a man from Nantucket
whose c*ck was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a c*nt I could F*ck it

Woman From Nantucket (Limerick)

There was a woman from Nantucket
She got her foot stuck in a bucket,
Banged it against a tree,
And said, "Oh, dearie me,"
"That bloody thing, is tightly stuck it."

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Oct.3/2005

There once was a woman from Nantucket,
Who’d wear her Bandit by the bucket
Her leather flower smelled raw,
But in the haunting style of Degas,
If Degas had used a dirty hand to pluck it.

etc.

Probably amuses americans because it rhymes with **** it



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