MEN & MARRIAGE ONE-LINERS part 3 funny or not?!


Question: Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?”
Wife: “That’s a good idea…. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f*rt. ”

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What have men and floor tiles got in common?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Why do bald guy’s have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What do men and diapers have in common?
They are always on your a*s and full of sh*t.

I married Mister Right. I just didn’t know his first name was Always.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.

Why do men call women birds?
Because of all the worms we pick up.


Answers: Husband: “Shall we try a different position tonight?”
Wife: “That’s a good idea…. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f*rt. ”

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What have men and floor tiles got in common?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Why do bald guy’s have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What do men and diapers have in common?
They are always on your a*s and full of sh*t.

I married Mister Right. I just didn’t know his first name was Always.

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.

Why do men call women birds?
Because of all the worms we pick up.

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Funny Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh on the afternoon shift mate.!!

Funny

LOL

funny

loved the part two

OMG!!! these are hilarious!!

i hope you have lots more!!

part 2 was better.

some people say that the most stressful occasion in a person's life is 'moving'
some people say that the most stressful occasion is the death of a spouse


I reckon the most stressful occasion in life is moving the body of a dead spouse - especially re-laying the patio

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Super very good.

lol very good and a star



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