Blond jokes?!
Question: -Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
-A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
-A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the
Answers: -Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
-A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
-A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
WAS REALLY FUNNY LOVE IT PUT SOME MORE FUN JOKES. I LOVED THIS JOKE BECAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD. THANKS
a little long but it wus good
thats a good one and i havent heard it b4
I loved it thank you
HAHAHA THE LAST ONE IS SO EFFIN FUNNY.
lol i heard the 1st n 2nd but never the 3rd 1
nice
heard the first and last those are hilarious, but the 2nd was new and not so funny.
Very Funny!! I laughed at the last one the most! I'm going to send it to my friends!!
The 1st and 3rd were really funny but i didn't get the 2nd one. Nice jokes, anyway! :)
dont take it personally but i dont answer long Qs honey :P
but hey where ya from?
lol
Good ones!! :D