Can someone make me laugh?!


Question: need cheering up today...


Answers: need cheering up today...

this always cheers me uphttp://youtube.com/watch?v=NEmQHkdBHr0

son: dad! a genie will grant me 1 wish!
dad: cheap genie... anyways, wish that your dad wins the lottery.



the next day...






the neighbor won!!

I would if i could but i have no good joke i could tell you................and i have nothing to tell you to cheer you up...................but i hope youre day is getting better...................life is to short..........

I was voting for answers and came upon a random question, read Answer 1 and thought, "We have something in common, this person thinks just like me." so I voted for it. After that, I realized that I answered this question before and the answer I had just voted for was mine! That was like weird twighlight zone comedy, haha I couldn't stop laughing at myself.

I hope I can make you laugh, I hate it when someone says they're ina bad mood.. I hope these can help..

Try these sites:
http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/
http://www.jokes2go.com/
http://www.funnyandjokes.com/

and some jokes..
* a mn sitting in a train with 3 babies, a lady sitting next to him: r these babies urs?
man: no, I work, in a condom factory and these r the custommers complaints.

* what's the similarity between a priest balls and christams tree balls? they r both for decoration :-)

* Mickey comes to Minnie: "Minnie, I wanna divorce"
Minnie:"What? r u f***ing crazy?"
Mickey: "No. I'm f***ing Daizy"
lool, this one always makes me laugh, cheer up pal :-)

once there was this indian chief and he was constipated once he went to the doctor
indian chief: big chief no poop
so the doctor gave him some medicines

another day he was still constipated
indian chief: big chief no poop
so the doctor again gave him medicines

and the third day the chief went to the doctor and said
"big chief no poop"
then the doctor gave him many many medicines hoards of them

but the next day it was... big poop no chief!!!!

A mouse was setting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful female giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over at her and ordered her a drink. Soon he had moved down beside her and ordered her another drink.

After a third round, the bartender looked up and they were leaving the bar together.

The next day the mouse limped into the bar, barely crawled up on the barstool and sat there gasping for air. His whiskers were bent and broken, tail was crooked and patches of hair were falling out.

The bartender took one look and said, "How did it go last night?"

The mouse said, "Man, that was the best sex I ever had."
The bartender asked, "Why do you look so bad?"

The mouse replied, "Hey between the kissing and the screwing I must have run 10 miles!"
this joke, i read it from my mate (BRAIN M)



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