FA rules for Englands forwards?!


Question: 1. Always state that you are a better team than the one which has just beaten you
2. You must wear boots that cause maximum damage (to your feet)
3. You must be a midget or a giant, nothing else is acceptable
4. In vital matches, only one striker is permitted to play up front
5. You will be required to tackle your opponents on the edge of your own penalty area (preferably taking his legs off)
6. Substitute strikers must have spent the last 6 months sitting on the bench
7. You will not be allowed to play unless you are half fit
8. Always take a dive when it becomes apparent that you wont score
9. You will be required to chase hopeless balls as it looks good
10. Never attempt to qualify for a tournament as this is inconsistent with current FA policy


Answers: 1. Always state that you are a better team than the one which has just beaten you
2. You must wear boots that cause maximum damage (to your feet)
3. You must be a midget or a giant, nothing else is acceptable
4. In vital matches, only one striker is permitted to play up front
5. You will be required to tackle your opponents on the edge of your own penalty area (preferably taking his legs off)
6. Substitute strikers must have spent the last 6 months sitting on the bench
7. You will not be allowed to play unless you are half fit
8. Always take a dive when it becomes apparent that you wont score
9. You will be required to chase hopeless balls as it looks good
10. Never attempt to qualify for a tournament as this is inconsistent with current FA policy

Spot on.lol

MOST IMPORTANT THING IS DO NOT SCORE GOALS. EVEN IF THERE IS AN OPEN GOAL HIT IT OUT



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