Are these funny they are Yo Mama jokes?!
Question: Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Answers: Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
LOL! Yo mama jokes never get old!!
I didn't even read them, "Yo mama" jokes are so 1996.
Some of them were funny.
funny stuff yo mumma so short... lol
LOL
so funny :S
ok...i guess