Awesome joke?!
Question: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Answers: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
If you like this joke then PLEASE star
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
Have a really great day, and thanks for all the laughs this morning! And here is a star, YOU DESERVE IT. You made me laugh i usually never laugh because ,just look at my avatar. That joke was really funny LOL put some more fun jokes.
wow, that guy is dumb.
funny joke.
OLD!
lol i just told that joke!
I'm not laughing. Nor am I giving you a star. How do you like them apples, eh?
Not funny. No star.
*sigh* I think I heard that joke about 15 years ago. It wasn't funny then, either.