Trousers for ￡2, funny?!
Question: Paddy is walking along a street in Glasgow which he is visiting for the day, when he sees a sign that reads "Trousers - ￡2 Shirts - ￡1"
"Wow!" says Paddy, "I could make a fortune out of that by buying loads of them and selling them at the market back home."
So he goes in and asks to buy ten pairs of trousers and ten shirts.
"Er, I am afraid I can't do that sir." says the assistant
"What?" yells Paddy, "You've got a sign out there advertising them so you're going to have to sell me them!"
"I can't sell you them sir." says the assistant.
"Oh I see," says Paddy, "Not wanting to sell to a common Irishman is it? Only sell to the locals is it? Think my money isn't good enough, is that the way of it now?"
"No sir, none of those." says the assistant quietly.
"Well," screams the by now completely enraged Paddy, "Why won't you sell me them then?"
"Because sir, " the assistant replies quietly, "This is a dry cleaners!"
Answers: Paddy is walking along a street in Glasgow which he is visiting for the day, when he sees a sign that reads "Trousers - ￡2 Shirts - ￡1"
"Wow!" says Paddy, "I could make a fortune out of that by buying loads of them and selling them at the market back home."
So he goes in and asks to buy ten pairs of trousers and ten shirts.
"Er, I am afraid I can't do that sir." says the assistant
"What?" yells Paddy, "You've got a sign out there advertising them so you're going to have to sell me them!"
"I can't sell you them sir." says the assistant.
"Oh I see," says Paddy, "Not wanting to sell to a common Irishman is it? Only sell to the locals is it? Think my money isn't good enough, is that the way of it now?"
"No sir, none of those." says the assistant quietly.
"Well," screams the by now completely enraged Paddy, "Why won't you sell me them then?"
"Because sir, " the assistant replies quietly, "This is a dry cleaners!"
love it, didn't see it coming
lol good have a star
Another excellent one from you. Thanks
Very funny.Ha Ha Ha.lol
ummmh I'll admit it---I chuckled a lil :-)
stupid and predictable next
Chortle!
Lmao..
What a corker
Top marks*
lol gd 1
hahaha!
a good one!
hahahahahahaha
Amazing.
=)
Good one.
That WAS funny, even my very Irish husband had to laugh! Have a star
OMG THATS GREAT!
loved it, ty.
good un didn't see that coming
haha brill !
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hehehe, that is well funny, pmsl
star time
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You got me again. Will it ever end! lol.
lol *
trust paddy every time !!!!!!!!
iron it .lol
brilliant
very funny !!!
hahahha lol
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