Have your heard that Christmas has been rescheduled...?!


Question: Star if worthy. Thx.. Yeah it seems early, huh?

Memorandum from Santa Claus....

Dear Friends,


I have been watching you very closely

to see if you have been good this year

and since you have I will be telling my elves

to make some goodies for me to

leave under your tree at Christmas.


I was going to bring you all

gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,

But we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have

all come down with VD from fiddling with

the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up

the 8 maids a-milking, and the

9 pipers piping have been arrested

for doing weird things to the

7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,
4 calling birds,

3 French hens,
2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.

On top of all this!

Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat,



the elves have joined the gay liberation

and some people who can't read a calendar

have scheduled Christmas for the 5th


Answers: Star if worthy. Thx.. Yeah it seems early, huh?

Memorandum from Santa Claus....

Dear Friends,


I have been watching you very closely

to see if you have been good this year

and since you have I will be telling my elves

to make some goodies for me to

leave under your tree at Christmas.


I was going to bring you all

gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,

But we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have

all come down with VD from fiddling with

the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up

the 8 maids a-milking, and the

9 pipers piping have been arrested

for doing weird things to the

7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,
4 calling birds,

3 French hens,
2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.

On top of all this!

Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat,



the elves have joined the gay liberation

and some people who can't read a calendar

have scheduled Christmas for the 5th

Ummmm
That was....
How should I put this...

Interesting?

The good news is, if it's the 5th I can be done with all of this really soon!

I'd better hurry up on my Christmas cards.

Yes I know, I gave Santa an Ultimatum, it's me or Christmas.



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