Very sick Man?!
Question: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor to get a checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten", the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine...eight..."
Answers: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor to get a checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten", the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine...eight..."
lol''
feck that for a game of cowboys!!
brill :)
I smirked a little, but it wasn't good enough for a laugh.
Oh how I chortled at that one. You're a wicked man Father Feck. Hehe!!!!!!!!!
****! that was funny
LoL, like it!
Very good, thanks I needed cheering up.
Funny!
The version I'd heard was the doctor says he has some bad news and some very bad news.
The bad news is that you only have twenty four hours to live, and the very bad news is that I should have told you yesterday!
o feck i like it
8- 7 - .lol
funny!
7 6 5 Good one.
Nice one Father!
Funny
Funny! 10!
hahaha, hope it was fr dick burn !
... three, two, one... Kaput !! lol
alright father,its back to the pulpit for you
good one mate.......i can relate to that one even at 1 .10 am in the morning..........seamanab