The taxman cometh?!
Question: A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. "My son's choking!" she cries. "He's swallowed the sixpence in the christmas pudding! Please, anyone - help!"
Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes: the boy coughs, and out pops the coin.
"Thank you so much!" beams the relieved mother.
"Are you a paramedic?"
"No", replied the man, "I work for the Inland Revenue".
Answers: A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. "My son's choking!" she cries. "He's swallowed the sixpence in the christmas pudding! Please, anyone - help!"
Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes: the boy coughs, and out pops the coin.
"Thank you so much!" beams the relieved mother.
"Are you a paramedic?"
"No", replied the man, "I work for the Inland Revenue".
A lot of people got it, but didn't write anything, because it's really not that funny!
What is the question?
what the heck is six pence
Huh? I Dont Get It...