True but ridiculous product advice/warnings?!
Question: ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
- Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?
ON A SUPERMAN CONSTUME
- This suit does not enable the wearer to fly
ON A STEERING-LOCK
- Caution, remove before driving car
ON A BOX CONTAINING A SHOWER CAP
- Nylon shower cap. Fits one head.
ON FULL CREAM CHANNEL ISLES MILK TESCO
- Allergy Advice: Contains Milk
Answers: ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
- Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
- Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL
- Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
- Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
- Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?
ON A SUPERMAN CONSTUME
- This suit does not enable the wearer to fly
ON A STEERING-LOCK
- Caution, remove before driving car
ON A BOX CONTAINING A SHOWER CAP
- Nylon shower cap. Fits one head.
ON FULL CREAM CHANNEL ISLES MILK TESCO
- Allergy Advice: Contains Milk
that made me laugh even more than the last 1. some of those warnings made me go "well duh".
Nice one =)
Like it
cool...
good one
Wow...new ones..thank u!!
My favorites were:
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
- Do not Iron clothes on body
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
- For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
- Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
- Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SUPERMAN CONSTUME
- This suit does not enable the wearer to fly
ON A BOX CONTAINING A SHOWER CAP
- Nylon shower cap. Fits one head.
thanks for sharing
All funny and tragic really that we have got to this state of affairs because of the litigation society that has been imported from America. I particularly appreciated the SUNMAID raisins one. Did you ever hear of the women that sued the makers of a Microwave Oven because when she put her poodle in it to dry, the dog died. She won her case. Have a good Christmas.
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I like the inddoor and outdoor one
stands to reason
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once again, very funny and im still in the university computer room which means i can't laugh out loud. STAR!
i bet i have read half of them and not realised what i was reading !!!!!!
Never heard these before thanks.
very PC .lol
;D
100/100
funny.
hehehe, they must all think we are stupid, pmsl
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haha oldie goldie
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny Mechelle.!!!
Like the superman one the most, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers again, got me smiling.!!