Genuine Letters 2?!
Question: Extracts from letters sent to Illinois Welfare Department :
I am forwarding a marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, one died, which are baptised on a half piece of paper.
I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get the money.
Mrs. Jones has had no clothes for a year, and has been visited regularly by the preacher.
I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
This my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
I am very annoyed to find out you branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married a week before he was born.
I answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 5 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago, and I haven't had my relief since.
Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immorral life.
You changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?
I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
I want money quickly as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks, and he doesn't do any good. If things don't improve I will have to get another doctor to help him.
Answers: Extracts from letters sent to Illinois Welfare Department :
I am forwarding a marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, one died, which are baptised on a half piece of paper.
I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get the money.
Mrs. Jones has had no clothes for a year, and has been visited regularly by the preacher.
I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?
I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.
This my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
I am very annoyed to find out you branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married a week before he was born.
I answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 5 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago, and I haven't had my relief since.
Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immorral life.
You changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?
I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
I want money quickly as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks, and he doesn't do any good. If things don't improve I will have to get another doctor to help him.
brill !
i really had a good laugh... thanks...
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oh those poor poor people
ok
Oh my god Illinois really needs to tackle there education system if this is what they are turning out as adults.
Still, very funny
OMG... problem with English huh...lol
lol
awesome
gave me a good laugh have a star for that
ha ha
star
hahahahah very funny. here's your star!
good one
Thanx for laugh
u made my day
5* for u
Great ones thanks
thanks for sharing
i'm still crying. lol
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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Ha ha ha.!!!
Written by Rednecks no doubt, lol.!!!
10/10 Mechelle.!!!
Cheers.!!