The Priest and the Donkey, funny?!


Question: A priest was left to the parish a donkey by one of his farming flock. Puzzled as to what to do with it he tethered it next to the chapel until he could figure out the beast's future. Some kids, being mischevious, loosened the donkey and went riding on it.

Imagine the priests shock when one of his parishioners comes in and tells him, and adds "And by God can that beast fly - I've never seen anything like it!"

He and the priest run down to the field the kids are riding the donkey in, and sure enough, this *** just goes like a two year old.

"Listen father," says the awe-struck parishioner, "I know this might be sinful, but you know that roof needs replacing? Well, you could enter this thing in the big county horse race and WIN!"

The priest doesn't know what to think, but then thinks "Heck, why not!"

The donkey doesn't do as well as they thought, but nonetheless were delighted it came third next to all these prize horses. The following day the newspaper carried the headline:

"PRIEST'S A*S SHOWS"

Encouraged the priest enters him in the next big race and this time the donkey wins. The headline the next day was:

"PRIEST'S A*S OUT FRONT"

Our innocent priest saw no harm in it, but the bishop, being a bit more worldy, found the headlines offensive to the church and ordered the priest not to put the donkey into any more races.

The newspapers read:

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A*S"

This incensed the bishop, so he told the priest to get rid of the donkey by donating it to the local convent where it might be put to best use.

The headlines read:

"MOTHER SUPERIOR HAS BEST A*S IN TOWN"

The Bishop fainted.

He ordered the Mother Superior to sell the thing. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The paper stated: "MOTHER SUPERIOR SELLS HERE A*S FOR TEN BUCKS".

They buried the Bishop the next day.....


Answers: A priest was left to the parish a donkey by one of his farming flock. Puzzled as to what to do with it he tethered it next to the chapel until he could figure out the beast's future. Some kids, being mischevious, loosened the donkey and went riding on it.

Imagine the priests shock when one of his parishioners comes in and tells him, and adds "And by God can that beast fly - I've never seen anything like it!"

He and the priest run down to the field the kids are riding the donkey in, and sure enough, this *** just goes like a two year old.

"Listen father," says the awe-struck parishioner, "I know this might be sinful, but you know that roof needs replacing? Well, you could enter this thing in the big county horse race and WIN!"

The priest doesn't know what to think, but then thinks "Heck, why not!"

The donkey doesn't do as well as they thought, but nonetheless were delighted it came third next to all these prize horses. The following day the newspaper carried the headline:

"PRIEST'S A*S SHOWS"

Encouraged the priest enters him in the next big race and this time the donkey wins. The headline the next day was:

"PRIEST'S A*S OUT FRONT"

Our innocent priest saw no harm in it, but the bishop, being a bit more worldy, found the headlines offensive to the church and ordered the priest not to put the donkey into any more races.

The newspapers read:

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A*S"

This incensed the bishop, so he told the priest to get rid of the donkey by donating it to the local convent where it might be put to best use.

The headlines read:

"MOTHER SUPERIOR HAS BEST A*S IN TOWN"

The Bishop fainted.

He ordered the Mother Superior to sell the thing. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The paper stated: "MOTHER SUPERIOR SELLS HERE A*S FOR TEN BUCKS".

They buried the Bishop the next day.....

haha made me giggle. lol

OMG XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLO... SO FUNNY!!!!!

not directly a joke...

but surely brillliant! *rofl*

lol!!!!!
I Loved it!!!!
U definalty deserve a STAR for that!!!!
lol
x

lol...

Good One
100/100

lol...

Funny

had a little snigger over that one
star

hahahahahah fuhahahahahah nny hahasfhasdklfahfhaffhasdhkhjlal

*chokes to death*

i would laugh, but it's like 3:20something am and im draaaaaaaaaaaaaind =p

Like it.

lol! wyhy did she sell it only for ten bucks, that would be rare.

well i never.lol

lol,10/10,star,excellent.

good

hehehe, you can always count on the newspapers for the worst headlines, pmsl

star time

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haha very funny

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is funny Mechelle.!!!
10/10.!!!
Poor Bishop he can't win, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!



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