You know you are definitely a redneck if?!
Question: 20) You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
19) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
17) You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
16) Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
15) You see no need to stop at a rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car.
14) You have a rag for a gas cap.
13) You have a hefty bag where the passenger side window of your car should be.
12) You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
11) Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
10) You have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
9) Your family tree has no branches.
8) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
7) You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
6) You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
5) You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
4) Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
3) Your mother does not remove the Marlboro Light from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her ***.
2) Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
And the number 1 way that You Know You're a Redneck is:
1) Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
Answers: 20) You consider a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
19) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
18) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
17) You ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
16) Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.
15) You see no need to stop at a rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car.
14) You have a rag for a gas cap.
13) You have a hefty bag where the passenger side window of your car should be.
12) You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
11) Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
10) You have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
9) Your family tree has no branches.
8) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
7) You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
6) You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
5) You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
4) Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
3) Your mother does not remove the Marlboro Light from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her ***.
2) Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
And the number 1 way that You Know You're a Redneck is:
1) Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
I always knew there was something about myself I couldnt understand
yes i guess then some time i is one
If you can barely pay your bills/ feed your kids and you still vote Republican.
that **** is funny as hell where did u get all that from give us a link
Your home is mobile and your car isn't.
You do not junk your car because, 'there's a perfectly good couch in there!'
You walk into a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth.
lol thats golden...love it
Very funny...thanks!
it's funny and cool to read