WHY HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX funny or not?!
Question: It’s legal to play hockey professionally.- The puck is always hard.
- Protective equipment is reusable and you don’t even have to wash it.
- It lasts a full hour.
- You know you’re finished when the buzzer sounds.
- Your parents cheer when you score.
- A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
- Periods only last 20 minutes.
- You can count on it at least twice a week.
- You can tell the media about it afterwards.
Answers: It’s legal to play hockey professionally.- The puck is always hard.
- Protective equipment is reusable and you don’t even have to wash it.
- It lasts a full hour.
- You know you’re finished when the buzzer sounds.
- Your parents cheer when you score.
- A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
- Periods only last 20 minutes.
- You can count on it at least twice a week.
- You can tell the media about it afterwards.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny but I still prefer sex, lol.!!!
Good one Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
no matter what sex will always be better
When I was at school I loved hockey.I was always picked to bully off its a rough game & we had no protection.
i must admit, i,ve never seen one like this before.
This is really funny.......did you make up this joke??
if you did i adore you =))
any way sex is better
I love hockey but sex is way better
you just aint found the right girl yet,,,,, get out more
think i might take up hockey then
Hockey is good but there is always something more entertaining. pmsl.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
funny one!!
no good on ice, but love the s*x, pmsl
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