Ok the wifes nagging again sorry guys funny or not?!
Question: Ever notice how many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids
When do you care for a man’s company?
When he owns it.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.
Why do men have legs?
So their brains don’t drag on the ground.
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot in common,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earth did you get married?” “I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,” was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”
What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
Why do men like masturbation?
It’s sex with someone they love.
Answers: Ever notice how many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids
When do you care for a man’s company?
When he owns it.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.
Why do men have legs?
So their brains don’t drag on the ground.
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot in common,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earth did you get married?” “I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,” was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”
What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
Why do men like masturbation?
It’s sex with someone they love.
Tell the wife to keep on nagging because these are brilliant!!!!
STAR for u!!!!
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Those were absolutely hilarious! Thanks so much for brightening up my afternoon (",) x
that last one, is the most true statement i have ever heard! explains it all...i always wondered why they did it.
bravo, these are wonderful!
Best I have heard in a long time... !!! woohoo thanks for the good chuckle this morning..
more good ones mate
Looking at the first one at least now I know it wasn't my fault. lol. The more the wife nags the better your jokes, strange isn't it. hahaha
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
soooooo true!!!
starred!!
well found and again sooo true, pmsl
star time
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