Sorry guys she is still nagging funny or not?!


Question: What do you call a man who has lost 99% of his brain?
A widower.

How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.

What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

What is a man’s view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

How do you grow your own dope?
Plant a man.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
Slow.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They’re married.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

There’s a husband who calls his wife an angel. That’s because she’s always flying around the house harping about something.

Did you hear about the baby born with male and female organs?
A penis *and* a brain.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.

Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he is coming or going.


Answers: What do you call a man who has lost 99% of his brain?
A widower.

How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.

What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

What is a man’s view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!

How do you grow your own dope?
Plant a man.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
Slow.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They’re married.

Why are men like commercials?
You can’t believe a word they say.

What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

There’s a husband who calls his wife an angel. That’s because she’s always flying around the house harping about something.

Did you hear about the baby born with male and female organs?
A penis *and* a brain.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.

Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he is coming or going.

ouch, some men bashing there, ha ha

lmao very good

Thats quite sexist.
I should report you.
Anyway, at least we can open all our own jars.

She said "I do" . . . . and that's the last thing she ever did.

too long but some of it was good

You are in a hilarious mood today. Oh that's right, the wife is egging you on. Lmao

Great job again.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that was funny Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Thanks for a laugh mate.!!

love men jokes!!!

ur sooooo funny!!

hehehe, they are good and soooo true, pmsl

star time

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this was a really long question and i don't have time to read it srry



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