A SCARY RIDE funny or not?!
Question: A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax... Oh my god!"
The passengers sat in silence, waiting for terrible news.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight- attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
Answers: A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax... Oh my god!"
The passengers sat in silence, waiting for terrible news.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight- attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
hahaha!!
you should see mine.
laughed so hard, i think i might have pi$$ed in mine.
LoL! like it!
HaHa. Like it!!
Is this a reference to the brand of pantaloons?
haha decent joke
*star*
It is really a funny ride, but it scared me.
Wow! Glad I'm not on that plane!
very nice
i see a cleaning bill coming his way
starred
Sorry not funny
Oh yes..good one.lol.lol
Hi ...like it ..funny ..star for u..LOL
The nice joke, Thanks
Good one
That was great, thank you
hahaha I was not expecting that answer. Good one. Lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke so 10/10.!!!
I would also Cra* in my pants, lol.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!
lol
dat ones really good
hehehe, now i'm never getting on a plane, pmsl
star time
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