A Cat's Christmas........?!
Question: 'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
Answers: 'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
very good
checkout these
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWzGlkzp...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sT6ENoe...
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one again Rose.!!!
Cheers.!!!
LOL!!! Too cute!!!! and true!
(don't forget how next he climbed up the tree as well as Santa's knee)
that was cute
thats really quite funny actually, lol
xx
santa should count his blessings that the cat didnt crawl up the leg of his trousers or the cat would have got more than a furball
hehehe, another corker hun, pmsl
star time
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superb lol*