Eau de Toilette.....?!
Question: An old man is riding in a lift with two glamorous women.
One woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag and sprays her neck. She turns to the other woman and says, "Romance by Ralph Lauren...￡150 an ounce."
The other woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag, sprays herself, and says, "Chanel No.5...￡200 an ounce"
The lift stops and the doors open.
The old man steps out and lets off a huge rumbling fart. As the doors close he looks back at them and says...
"Broccoli, 49p a pound."
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Answers: An old man is riding in a lift with two glamorous women.
One woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag and sprays her neck. She turns to the other woman and says, "Romance by Ralph Lauren...￡150 an ounce."
The other woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag, sprays herself, and says, "Chanel No.5...￡200 an ounce"
The lift stops and the doors open.
The old man steps out and lets off a huge rumbling fart. As the doors close he looks back at them and says...
"Broccoli, 49p a pound."
.
hee hee hee hee hee was not expecting that one! brilliant!
mmmm.... ahhhhh. u no . im peter from family guy, and i thnk these jokes are not reallyy..... ahhhhh.... funny. so ummmmm, ahhhh, i might as well give a star.... yhhhhh
smelly good
Ha Ha, that's a great one,
eau de toilette directly translates as toilet water..
great joke.
you sure it wasn't brussel sprouts and cabbage soup
lol loved it
lmao! how disgusting. poor women
heard it
Ewww! Funny! 10!