Before it starts..................?!
Question: A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."
The man sighs and says, "It’s started."
If you think he is funny, don't give me a beer, give me a star......
Answers: A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."
The man sighs and says, "It’s started."
If you think he is funny, don't give me a beer, give me a star......
nyahahahah :D
thanks for the laugh ya habibty ~*~*~Mmmwah~*~*~
LoooLz @ Hasafer or Minka or whatever :
hawareeeeeeeeeeeeek :D
its really funny...
thnx...GOD BLESS YOU!!!
LMAO!!! Now thats funny
hahahaha
"you bet it's started mister and it's gonna go on all night"
hahaha
cheers
nyahahahah :D
thanks for the laugh ya habibty ~*~*~Mmmwah~*~*~
haha
:) hahaha
soooooooooo funny
nyahahahah :D
thanks for the laugh ya habibty ~*~*~Mmmwah~*~*~
@ hasafer: Watch out! Who are you calling habibity?! I'll call her hubby and you'll have a black eye doc! hehehehe She's habibty ana bas! ;)
I am wondering if her name was Stella!
As usual you have hit the funny bone again sweetie.
I just love your sense of humor that brings a bit of sillyness into our lives and we all need that in these times.