Catfish vs. Orange Roughy?!
Question: Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
Answers: Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
hahaha he should've never underestimate his wife...she knows him better than that! hahahaha star for you ... good job
ha ha ha
Ok, so Sven and Ole go out ice fishing, they are a couple of Swedes. They see these 2 Finlanders over there pulling in fish after fish. So Sven he says to Ole, "You go over there and see why they are catching so many fish. So Ole goes over and looks, comes back to Sven and says'" Sven, you never believe it, they cut hole in the ice."
where did u hear that, awesome