Oldy but a goody?!
Question: An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning,
whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the executive approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like ****."
Answers: An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning,
whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the executive approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like ****."
Hey dude, if you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse??????????
thats a 10 , very good , going round the office tomorrow......star 4 u
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The first time I read it I'm thinking like she asked to take Jack off the staff
then I read the punchline again
and she meant he asked her like
I have to fire you or jack (****) off.
HILARIOUS.
Great star material
Funny! 10!
LOL Good One xxx
OMG!!! that was very funny, never heard it b4