Family dinner ....with a twist?!
Question: A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s
to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions".
Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
A Christmas tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
Answers: A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there
are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s
to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions".
Onions?"
Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and
40s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
A Christmas tree?"
Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration
that's a really good one. LMAO! =O hahahaha!
I was going to report this.....but....its really funny!!!!!
soooooooooooo funny did u make it up cuz its really cool
omg LOL!!!
LOL i needed a laugh.Thanks.
as crude and innapropraite as it is, rofl!!!
lol,10,star.