A CITY SLICKER was driving to fast..........?!
Question: when he came over a hill and encountered a flock of chickens in the middle of the road. He slammed on the brakes and scattered the flock, but ran over the rooster.
Wanting to do the right thing, he stopped at the farmhouse to report what had happened. When the old farmer came to the door, the motorist confessed, "I just ran over your rooster, but I'm willing to replace him."
"Fine," said the farmer. "Let me hear you crow."
Answers: when he came over a hill and encountered a flock of chickens in the middle of the road. He slammed on the brakes and scattered the flock, but ran over the rooster.
Wanting to do the right thing, he stopped at the farmhouse to report what had happened. When the old farmer came to the door, the motorist confessed, "I just ran over your rooster, but I'm willing to replace him."
"Fine," said the farmer. "Let me hear you crow."
Thats cute
No the funniest jok.e I've read, but cute
Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."