Things You Never Say To A Cop...?!
Question: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Answers: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
True Story:
Friend was going 60 mph in a residential area (speed limit = 25 mph). Cop pulls him over and goes:
I've been waiting for a stupid kid like you.
Kid looks out and goes:
Yeah, that's what I got here so fast.
How big is your nightstick?
lol so funny
you forgot number 13
13. never say 187 in a cops face
Har har har...the next thing you'll be screaming is "Don't taze me, bro!!!"
Oh my god! You really DO SMELL LIKE BACON!
i swear to drunk i'm not god
LOL haha, those are funny, wish could try those out..darnn those cops and their notebook full of tickets:]
what about if you're a girl and you said, "handcuff me, officer!"
i like 5, 8 and 10 best
how about
oh, i was just testing you, you know to see if you were doing your job right;; good on you, you passed the test have a nice day:)
lololololol....lmao,no.1 & 11 were super.
Don't try dis " Oh my,u ve gotta a in-built spare type"
star!
these are so funny!!! i really like them... where did you get them? you get a star
Very funny!
Was that you I passed on the highway?
you know what cops really like
when they put on the siren, motion them to go around.
That's a guaranteed vehicle search.
I love police officers
if a cop pulls you over and says "your eyes are red,have you been drinking". you say "your eyes are glazed , have you been eating donuts".
Funny! 100!
I WILL tell you this dont ever lie too the police ive been cut loose always for this one reason they will find out who you are and all of the b-s story you give em hahaaa your in cuffs they dont like lyiers and cheaters all of the above and i will tell all of you that theres no conpensation for driving around all day try,and attempting to help others w/ a target on THIER BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!! thats all i know and bs-ing the cops or anyone gets YOU nowhere in life trust me GOOD LUCK ROC WLA...