Actual Signs (funny).... ?!


Question: A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.

At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.

At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.

At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.

:) that's it for now


Answers: A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.

At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.

At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.

At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.

:) that's it for now

I live on an Air Force Base, I see those all the time.

On a Superman costume:

Wearing this costume does not mean you can fly.

thats really cute
I like it

I haven't seen most of those before, very refreshing
Thanks!

Two signs in Sarasota when I first moved here:

Doctor Doctor, MD (the doc's name!)

Podiatrist: Walk-ins Welcome!

Real signs on the same corner!

I THINK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD

On a Lunesta(sleep medicine) commercial: "Side effects may include drowsiness".



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