Actual Signs (funny).... ?!
Question: A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
:) that's it for now
Answers: A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
:) that's it for now
I live on an Air Force Base, I see those all the time.
On a Superman costume:
Wearing this costume does not mean you can fly.
thats really cute
I like it
I haven't seen most of those before, very refreshing
Thanks!
Two signs in Sarasota when I first moved here:
Doctor Doctor, MD (the doc's name!)
Podiatrist: Walk-ins Welcome!
Real signs on the same corner!
I THINK YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
On a Lunesta(sleep medicine) commercial: "Side effects may include drowsiness".