What do you think about these statements?!
Question: "Steal a cat off a wall and put it in a bag"
"Brylcreem your naisal hairs and set your dad on fire"
"Stick a thistle in your f*nny and whistle something nice"
"Feed spaghetti through your Japs eye untill your balls turn blue"
"take a dump in a taco and feed it to your nan"
"grab your dad by the balls and tell him that you love him"
"walk into a library and fart as loudly as you can"
Answers: "Steal a cat off a wall and put it in a bag"
"Brylcreem your naisal hairs and set your dad on fire"
"Stick a thistle in your f*nny and whistle something nice"
"Feed spaghetti through your Japs eye untill your balls turn blue"
"take a dump in a taco and feed it to your nan"
"grab your dad by the balls and tell him that you love him"
"walk into a library and fart as loudly as you can"
lolll
so random in a funny way
I think they're hilarious! At first glance a couple of them seem off-color, but not after you sit there and realize what nonsense it is.
Are these insults to be flung at someone? Weird things to do on a Friday night? What's going on here??
:D
Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."