First Christmas Joke of the Season?!
Question: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," St. Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
St. Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do these symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
Answers: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," St. Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
St. Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do these symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
Oh, man this one tops the charts!! For you have earned one more star from me:)
lol,roflol:)
Thanks,
Rags37:):)
lol, that was a good joke :)
lol!
I WOKE UP CHRISTMAS MORNING
THE WIFE WAS DEAD
A REINDEER CAME DOWN THE
CHIMENY
AND STEPPED ON HER HEAD
lol funny one :) !!!
haha!
LOL Good One.
HAHAHA! Good joke.
Thanks.
DE