Things you never hear.?!
Question: 8 things you'll never hear a man say:
8) Here honey, you use the remote.
7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
big.
6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1) We never talk anymore.
8 things you'll never hear a woman say :
8) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being
'just friends'
4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure
out how to get there.
2) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a
designer dress.
1) Hey, pull my finger!
Answers: 8 things you'll never hear a man say:
8) Here honey, you use the remote.
7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too
big.
6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1) We never talk anymore.
8 things you'll never hear a woman say :
8) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being
'just friends'
4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure
out how to get there.
2) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a
designer dress.
1) Hey, pull my finger!
very nice......get out of my box u !lol
LOL - Love It
marvellous. thanks for that x
Nice collections. While at that some more please.
I've heard a man say no's 1,2&5 on the things men will never say list and i've heard a woman say no 6 on the things women will never say list.Is that bad?
my man always gives me the remote and quite worryingly did get excited about a film with antonio banderas in it the other day :S
I agree with Mimi!! And i have heard all of those thing said by men and women bar a few like:
Mens numbers: 6) 4)
Womens numbers : 4)
Still was really funny though!!
lol
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great
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hehehe, good ones hun, pmsl
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hahaha excellent. I enjoyed those thanks
lol
Some of those are very true. Great ones there hahaha
Hear what? lol.