Two spoons, funny?!
Question: At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the
waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for
us to go to the bathroom," explained the waiter, "that way, when we
pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to
wash our hands."
The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you
get it back in?"
The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others,
but I use the two spoons."
Answers: At a restaurant, one of the customers noticed that all of the waiters
had two spoons in their vest pockets. Upon being asked, one waiter
said, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware are spoons,
therefore we keep them for replacement."
Then the customer noticed that a string was hanging out of all the
waiters' flies and asked what the string was for. "The string is for
us to go to the bathroom," explained the waiter, "that way, when we
pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we don't have to stop to
wash our hands."
The customer asked, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you
get it back in?"
The waiter whispered confidentially, "I don't know about the others,
but I use the two spoons."
Definitely funny!
thats the same restaurant i eat in!!!
I think i'd been to this restaurant.
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must be thick didn't get this one sorry
The Penny will drop later I expect
lol.
Ouch ... a bit GROSS...
Well --- next time I'll take care
of the Waiter with the TWO SPOONS....
Thanks for the advice... Aaron.
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Guess, You'd liked a star!?
LOL!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
LOL!
Definitely a star :)
very funny indeed . A star of course.
ROFL!!!
hehehe, hilarious, will never go to a restaurant again, pmsl
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hahahaha
hehe they were all great jokes,even the oldie goldies,the ones I heard before and the ones in my inbox.thank you for the larfs !
HAHAHA very good.
another excellent find
starred
Looks like spoons can come in handy after all, but I wouldn't like stirring my coffee with them. Lol
Now I'm forced to eat my ice cream with a fork, thanks a lot! lol.