The Perfect Car, funny?!
Question: A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good
day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
sh*t when you hear the price."
Answers: A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good
day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
sh*t when you hear the price."
lol nice! star!
i like it
Good joke thanks
HaHa! Yuck!
ha!ha nice one,.!!!!!!!!!!!! **********************
nice.. love it!! hahaha
Ha ha ha.!!!
I bet she will, lol.!!!
Good one Mechelle.!!!
Cheers.!!
Very good ! (*)
Now this was very funny. I loved it! Here is ten points and a star.
funny! i like it.
lol
lmao
hehehe, you on a roll, pmsl
star time
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funny
thats ok
funny oldie goldie
lol,10, very funny.
another good one
starred
YES! lol.