The Parrot, funny?!
Question: A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative.
This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as
to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after a very
embarrassing comment from the bird, the husband had enough and said to
the parrot, "That's it! You will be covered up much earlier in the
future, and if you take your cage cover off or embarrass us again, you
will be sent to the zoo."
Two days later, the couple was preparing for a short trip, and as
usual, the suitcase was too full to close. So the husband said, "I'll
get on top and jump up and down and you see if you can get it."
After a bit, the wife said, "This is no good. I'll get on top and you
see if you can get it."
This still did not work, and so the husband said, "Tell you what,
let's both get on top and bounce up and down. That'll get it."
With this, the parrot pulled off the cage cover and said, "Zoo or no
zoo, this I have got to see."
Answers: A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative.
This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as
to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after a very
embarrassing comment from the bird, the husband had enough and said to
the parrot, "That's it! You will be covered up much earlier in the
future, and if you take your cage cover off or embarrass us again, you
will be sent to the zoo."
Two days later, the couple was preparing for a short trip, and as
usual, the suitcase was too full to close. So the husband said, "I'll
get on top and jump up and down and you see if you can get it."
After a bit, the wife said, "This is no good. I'll get on top and you
see if you can get it."
This still did not work, and so the husband said, "Tell you what,
let's both get on top and bounce up and down. That'll get it."
With this, the parrot pulled off the cage cover and said, "Zoo or no
zoo, this I have got to see."
lol,10/10, star,hilarious.
Funny
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
In answer to your question, funny?
Not funny!!!!!
This joke is not funny.
LMTO, Nessie!
I like parrot jokes. Good one.
um..it's KINDA funny.
i didn't find it funny
excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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hehe show me show me !!!
excellent
star award
Funny, you had to be there! lol.