Thanksgivings day?!
Question: It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the
arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running
around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the
washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy
is there she yells "sh*t" when she accidently gets makeup in her eyes.
Never hearing the word before, the boy asks her, "Mommie, what does
sh*t mean?"
The mother quickly replies, "Sh*t is just another word for makeup
dear."
Thomas then asks his mom if she knows where his socks are and she
tells him to go downstairs and ask his father.
The boy's father is stuffing the turkey when he cuts his finger by
mistake. He says "f*ck." The boy asks him if he's seen his socks and
the father tells him to go look in his sister's room. Before the boy
leaves he asks his father what f*ck means and the father says "stuff".
"Like stuffing a turkey."
The boy goes to his sister's room and finally finds his socks in the
bedroom and puts them on just as the doorbell rings. Thomas runs down
the stairs and opens the door. He greets his grandparents by saying
"Hello grandma and grandpa, mommie is upstairs putting sh*t on her
face and daddy is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey..."
Answers: It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the
arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running
around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the
washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy
is there she yells "sh*t" when she accidently gets makeup in her eyes.
Never hearing the word before, the boy asks her, "Mommie, what does
sh*t mean?"
The mother quickly replies, "Sh*t is just another word for makeup
dear."
Thomas then asks his mom if she knows where his socks are and she
tells him to go downstairs and ask his father.
The boy's father is stuffing the turkey when he cuts his finger by
mistake. He says "f*ck." The boy asks him if he's seen his socks and
the father tells him to go look in his sister's room. Before the boy
leaves he asks his father what f*ck means and the father says "stuff".
"Like stuffing a turkey."
The boy goes to his sister's room and finally finds his socks in the
bedroom and puts them on just as the doorbell rings. Thomas runs down
the stairs and opens the door. He greets his grandparents by saying
"Hello grandma and grandpa, mommie is upstairs putting sh*t on her
face and daddy is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey..."
Hehe another great joke
well done
loooool
great joke
omg jeez that joke still makes me laugh
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WOW! That was a real SCREAM! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Here's a star for a lovely joke Sweetie...!!!
omg that was good - isnt there one like that with the alphabet
lol
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well what would your face be like very funny
I used to tell that one all the time, but I totally forgot about it, thanks!
lol, thats was hilarious!
Great joke thanks
haha another excellent one from your collection....no my collection....no your collection.....well who's collection is it anyway ?? hehe
Ha ha ha that should keep them guessing
another cracker hun, pmsl
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Good stuff! lol.
Funny! 10!
kids, don't you just love em
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