A selection of Christmas Rhymes?!
Question: An elf said to Santa: "Oh Dear,
we've not enough presents this year"
that made St. Nick think:
Now he'd given up drink
he could give all the children some beer
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One chimney was locked with a chain
and Santa was wracking his brain
"The crime rate down here
gets worse every year
I don't think I'll bother again!"
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Old Santa got drunk on warm ale
"I'm too old for Christmas" his wail
"But what of the toys
for the good girls and boys?"
"I'll send all the presents by mail!"
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With Santa away on his run
the elves made a plan to have fun
they took mistletoe
hung it out in the snow
then blew it away with a gun!
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When Rudolph got hurt in a fight
he couldn't lead Santa that night
too much Christmas cheer
and eggnog, and beer,
his red nose was shiny, all right!
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Old Santa said “Donner, let’s go”
But Dasher and Dancer said “No!
That Blitzen is stupid
He’s fallen for Cupid
And won’t let her out in the snow!”
Answers: An elf said to Santa: "Oh Dear,
we've not enough presents this year"
that made St. Nick think:
Now he'd given up drink
he could give all the children some beer
**********
One chimney was locked with a chain
and Santa was wracking his brain
"The crime rate down here
gets worse every year
I don't think I'll bother again!"
**********
Old Santa got drunk on warm ale
"I'm too old for Christmas" his wail
"But what of the toys
for the good girls and boys?"
"I'll send all the presents by mail!"
**********
With Santa away on his run
the elves made a plan to have fun
they took mistletoe
hung it out in the snow
then blew it away with a gun!
**********
When Rudolph got hurt in a fight
he couldn't lead Santa that night
too much Christmas cheer
and eggnog, and beer,
his red nose was shiny, all right!
**********
Old Santa said “Donner, let’s go”
But Dasher and Dancer said “No!
That Blitzen is stupid
He’s fallen for Cupid
And won’t let her out in the snow!”
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