Little jhonny and the teacher!!funny joke..check it out?!
Question: The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Answers: The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best...LMAO!!!
stupid one!gimme a better one.........i cant understand why the man nezt door shot himselkfd.....
its a good jokes!!!!
lol
unfortunately some of us are too retarted to understand that jokes...
right luvgod?
Rofl!!!
Little johnny was told that he should say 'i want to sing' when he wants to pee b coz saying that would be indecent.
johnny went to school . One day...
Johnny: I wants to sing.
Teacher: no, u can't.
Johnny (after some time): madame, i want to sing aloud.
Teacher: no, u can't.
Johnny (after some time): madame, i have to sing aloud.
Teacher: ok come & sing in my ear so that others are not disturbed.
filthy joke for a k.g kid
okay, so i've heard this joke many times, but there's ONE thing i have NEVER gotten.
How did the teacher know that that dot on the board was a period???
Funny! 10!
poor little johnny! lol
hahaha
That was funny, thanks for the laugh