Simon Cowell decides to apply for the position of God?!


Question: He duly dies and approaches GOD. God says to him, well Simon, as on earth so it is in Heaven. Your last performance (I'm being honest) wasnt great anyway we have a phone vote here. Goody says Simon smugly. GOD gets the phones going. Two hours later - the votes are in. GOD summons Simon and says 'Good News, we had a massive vote for you!'. Brilliant says Simon when do I get the job? GOD says to him - all the votes came from Hell, GOODBYE!


Answers: He duly dies and approaches GOD. God says to him, well Simon, as on earth so it is in Heaven. Your last performance (I'm being honest) wasnt great anyway we have a phone vote here. Goody says Simon smugly. GOD gets the phones going. Two hours later - the votes are in. GOD summons Simon and says 'Good News, we had a massive vote for you!'. Brilliant says Simon when do I get the job? GOD says to him - all the votes came from Hell, GOODBYE!

hahahahaha thats reli clever

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what

i dont understand

Funny! 10!



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