Christmas dinner jokes?!
Question: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
Answers: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
10/10 well done
Ho! ho! ho! very good....
sorry but you are weird
hahaha those were excellent lol.
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nice a slap knuckle-bump and star for those
Mildly funny, after a while though people wouldnt want to sit around you at the Cristmas dinner table.
put those crackers back on the tree!
Can I please have the last 30 seconds of my life back?
Just kidding, thanks for trying. :)
um very good
okai.................
wierd
but okai...
i luv em got any more?
Good job!Those are pretty good jokes....:D
very funny!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol very good :) now im hungry.
Haha. Love it.
haha brill
NIce, Rose, made me smile! ))
Good ones thanks
And a merry christmas to you.
omg gives a new meaning to the Christmas dinner. lol
have you nicked all the jokes out your christmas crackers
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hehehe, excellentt hun, pmsl
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These will do for openers. Lol.