Mother - In - Law jokes?!


Question: Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice people

I bought my Mother in law a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.!!

I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door – the mice throw themselves in the traps.

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Sure you can." And shut the door in her face!

Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live. He decides to move in with his mother-in-law, because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever

Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Air-bag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a Mother in law."


Answers: Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice people

I bought my Mother in law a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.!!

I always know when it's the mother-in-law knocking at the door – the mice throw themselves in the traps.

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Sure you can." And shut the door in her face!

Then there is the joke about the guy who was told by his doctor that he has only 6 months to live. He decides to move in with his mother-in-law, because living with her for 6 months will seem like forever

Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Air-bag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a Mother in law."

haha love them.......the lokes not the in lawslol.have not got any so is this the secret to happiness and a long life ?? lol

Lol- I like the one with 6 months to live. Star for you =]

Sorry, I missed the question.

Funny! 100!

all ring true for me

Totally fantastic. i bet many of those lines has been used, but not as a joke! deffo a star!

lol, those r hilarious!!!! where'd u get them??

Lol!!!! Really love the boo one. Ever heard the one of The Simpsons, its about an annoying wife, I'll shorten it. A genie visits this man and says you have three wishes. But what ever you have your wife has double of that. The man says" I want 1 million pounds." The genie gives him that but his wife has 2 million. He's a bit annoyed at this time. Then he asks for a sports car. He gets his sport car but yet again his wife had 2 sports cars. Now hes really annoyed and its his last wish, so he says " I wish I was beaten half to death!" Hope you liked :-)

hahaha superb lol*

loool
..."mother-in-law" rearranges to make "woman hitler"

Funny i like them all have a star!

Excellent jokes.

You've met my mother in law then.

whats the difference with inlaws and outlaws...........outlaws are wanted

hehehe, you little devil hun, pmsl

star time

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lmao i asked my ma in law what she wanted for xmas she said something to wear round her neck so i bought her a rottweiller

Those jokes are good. lol

ho ho ho, you need to take her on holiday to the Holy Land
starred

very good



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