Cheap Burial?!
Question: A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
Answers: A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
absolutely brilliant!!!!
lol very funny, am struggling to keep up with your jokes.
lmao! thats a good one
haha funny. afew years ago the not so popular mom of the not so popular exiled greek king died and was burried in his then field in greece.a few days later we had an earthquake and the locals were saying it is the earth trying to spit her out !!!
pmsl funny
That is hilarious. hahaha
hahaha I like that one.
hehehe, good one hun, pmsl
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ho ho ho, you can't have your mother-in-law rising again
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