Psychiatrist phone?!


Question: Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.


Answers: Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

if u have memory problems ..... can u repeat the question?

Brilliant

haha you're a funny woman

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
and thanks for making us all laugh

awesome lmao*

Lol now that was sssooo very funny loved the last one,here have a star you desevered that.xxxx

kool

lol hahahahahahha

Lol..another funny one

lol!! omg... where do u get these jokes?

Excellent. But I'm still holding, LOL

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

haha

ahahha good one i heard one like that on rick dee's and the weekly top 40 so long ago but it was different good job<33

HAHAHAH. LMAO.

I really enjoyed those.

Love it!!!!

nice one where do you
get them all from

Those are great. Best ones I seen in ages. lol

Funny! 100!

hehehe, what is the number hun, think i need to call them, pmsl


star time

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What a great list.

Isn't that about the truth!!! LOL. Best one all day. Thanks for the laughs. 10 for you!

ho ho ho, guess i need to ring them
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