Psychiatrist phone?!
Question: Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
Answers: Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
if u have memory problems ..... can u repeat the question?
Brilliant
haha you're a funny woman
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and thanks for making us all laugh
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Lol..another funny one
lol!! omg... where do u get these jokes?
Excellent. But I'm still holding, LOL
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
haha
ahahha good one i heard one like that on rick dee's and the weekly top 40 so long ago but it was different good job<33
HAHAHAH. LMAO.
I really enjoyed those.
Love it!!!!
nice one where do you
get them all from
Those are great. Best ones I seen in ages. lol
Funny! 100!
hehehe, what is the number hun, think i need to call them, pmsl
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What a great list.
Isn't that about the truth!!! LOL. Best one all day. Thanks for the laughs. 10 for you!
ho ho ho, guess i need to ring them
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