Walk the dog?!
Question: A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
Answers: A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
ho ho ho i never run out of gas
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jrhjty
vry funny lol
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hahaha funny*
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lol fab ;0)
jrhjty
Like it
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LOL but disturbing
Does it mean about the gas gas, not the fuel gas? THats what I think it means, anyway
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... out of gas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahahaaha... THAT'S FUNNY! NOT!
jrhjty
hahahaha gd one
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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o m g
That's a good one. I have seen variations of it, but not that one. LOL
LOL wow. that's... huh. FUNNY!!!
lol!! thats hilarious!!! good thing she didn't kno wat was happening, cuz i think thats a form of child abuse in Wyoming, lol
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Oldie, but still a goodie! lol.
Lmao
A new way of walking the dog. hahaha
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Funny! 100!
hehehe, pmsl hun, that was brilliant
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hahahaha
heard that one before pmsl