Jack or Barb.....?!
Question: Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He told Dave that they had to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Barb would have to be laid off.
Dave looked at mr Smith and said " Barb is my best worker, butJack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."
"I'll tell you what to do. Fire the first one of them who comes in to work tomorrow" Mr. Smith replied.
The next morning Dave waited for either Jack or Barb to show up.Barb was the first to arrive. Dave said to her "Barb I've got a problem."
"Really? What's wrong?" Barb replied.
"Well you see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barb replied, "Jack off! I've got a headache."
Answers: Dave was the vice-president of ACME inc. One day the president,Mr. Smith called him into his office.He told Dave that they had to make some cutbacks and either Jack or Barb would have to be laid off.
Dave looked at mr Smith and said " Barb is my best worker, butJack has a wife and three kids. I don't know who to fire."
"I'll tell you what to do. Fire the first one of them who comes in to work tomorrow" Mr. Smith replied.
The next morning Dave waited for either Jack or Barb to show up.Barb was the first to arrive. Dave said to her "Barb I've got a problem."
"Really? What's wrong?" Barb replied.
"Well you see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barb replied, "Jack off! I've got a headache."
lol okay! Finnaly. a really good one!.. This was the only funny joke n your whole bunch today. :(.. What happened bro? Ive been waiting to hear your jokes since the last time but Im not so happy... You need to keep the dirty jokes coming. Ure really good at that!! Cheers me up all the time... hahaha
Funny! 100!
Funny
haha good but i had to read it a few times
Very nice!
I liked that one very much!
STARRED!
That was pretty good
lol, that's a good joke right there
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Funny. Didn't see that punch line coming. Star.
OMG! Funny as hell!! Was Barb a blonde?! J/K! *star*
haha very very funny*