What do you think about this Joke,10 Husbands: jimi4950?!


Question: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


Answers: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

HA HA HA HA HA !!!! I thought number ten was hilarious. another good gag to add to my plagiarised collection, keep them coming Jimi, all the christmas parties are coming up!!

omg.....that was a nice one!
you get a star

Rofls...

whatt at waste of time....this is not even funny.... english jokes are not even funny

LOL

xD!!
nice!

I've heard that joke before bt it was still funny!!!

Okay good one

To be completely honest, it is a bit longer than I have heard it.
I would lose 50% of the men, maybe make her married 5 times.
That is nice.

that was funny i liked that one

ha not necersarily mite take ya details for evidence make u stand in doc an swear to tell truth etc then get you to sign contract sayin no services free of charge then throw the bk at you

Funny and true. He first has to plead his case as foreplay.

LOL good one :)

LOL, kinda long but it was funny

LOL!

hello jimi. i about fell outta my chair laughing at this one. boy after all that she finally is gonna get "it".

She would soon be telling her next (12Th) husband about the lawyer that -----after hearing about my story my lawyer husband asked me to wait and started studying law books for many days continuously, and he got a stay order from the court for verification of my statements about the previous husbands. I got impatient and here you are.

nice! i like that one. i think its pretty funny.

It screws your brains.



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