Got to love a drunk?!


Question: A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.......

The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he answers


"Did you help him?"she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us out?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.


Answers: A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
morning by a loud pounding on the door.......

The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he answers


"Did you help him?"she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us out?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets
dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

LOL!!! that's so funny!!
you got a star from me!

hehehe nice one didn't expect that

lol that was good

heehee I agree with the first answerer. I didn't see that coming!

*_* Star for you *_*

If I had a nickel for everytime that's happened... :)) Good stuff!

hehe. i was totally thinking that the husband was going to like get shot or something from the drunk...but that would not really be funny

This was cute, i got it in an email last week also.

*star*

rofl

LOL very funny.



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