Couple of funny jokes I got in a e-mail?!
Question: Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says, "If you keep on behaving like this, you'll lose ALL your friends"
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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies sarcastically,
"No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."
Answers: Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says, "If you keep on behaving like this, you'll lose ALL your friends"
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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies sarcastically,
"No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints."
Both of them were funny!! I really liked the second one.
i like the second one.
A husband comes home with half a gallon of Ice cream & asks his wife if she'd like some. She asked, "How hard is it?" He said, "About as hard as my d***!" She said, "OK. Pour me some."
The 2ND one was good. the first one was OK.
The second one is really funny.
Ha, I like the first one. The second one I didn't get very well.
You get a star!
?nikki
lmao those was good
2nd one better
i love both of them but the 2nd was good.
The second one is HILARIOUS 10/10! First one is more like a 7/10 but still alright.
my answer is the second one very funny and good too
2 nd one best!
Good ones! Funny! 10!