Deadly fruit.. is this funny?!
Question: One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
Answers: One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.
When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.
The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."
So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.
Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.
The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
lol, that would just suck having to do that.
I prolly woulds been the guy with the pineapples.
ouch!!!
Yes! = D
Funny! 10!
lmao
ha ha ! love it
haha LOL -u got a star from me!
i already told this joke!!
lol that was a good one
No.
Not to be rude or anything, but I just never laugh at stuff like that. I start feeling sorry for the apple and pineapple guys.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! WOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Funny ;P
very very funny!!! you better send mansour half the money you made from posting this!!! which is 0 so he be happy with half of zero.I had some one replying to a joke I posted with just a link from his question,when I looked it was from a......year ago !!!! Mine came out of my mail box,as everything else,and as they in my mail box they can be to millions mail boxes and as such I do not treat them as my personal mental property.How nice this place would be if peeps just said ''haha heard it before but still funny'' or ''haha another oldie golde'',but noooooo they have to leave a nasty comment and show the greyness of their hearts !Dont let them bother you,if they did not have a nice mom or if they feel like acting their shoe size ,is down to them.Others can make up their minds from replies alone.Have fun,by the way I did hear it before and still find it funny ,so there lol,x.Panos
EDIT: same for easily iritated,she been leaving same old ,same old nasty comments to my jokes too,easily iritated but easier bloody irritating,what is the matter with these peeps.....are 2 points worth so much to them ? hey you no like ....stop bloody reading okkkkkkk?
that is funny as in totally funny i give you a star.
this is funny!!!
lol, 10/10, star, hilarious.