Flat Tire.....funny ?!
Question: Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his
left rear
tire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another
car
goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping
the lug
nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.
Jones is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab
when
he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one
of the
inmates has been watching the whole thing.
"Hey, pal! Why don't you just take one lug nut
off each of the other
three wheels? That'll hold your tires on until you
can get to a garage
or something."
Jones is startled by the patient's seeming rationality,
but realizes
the plan will work, and installs the spare tire without
incident.
Before he leaves, he calls back to the patient. "You
know, that was
pretty sharp thinking. Why do they have you in there?"
The patient smiles and says, "I'm in here because
I'm crazy, not
because I'm stupid!!!!
Answers: Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his
left rear
tire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another
car
goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping
the lug
nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.
Jones is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab
when
he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one
of the
inmates has been watching the whole thing.
"Hey, pal! Why don't you just take one lug nut
off each of the other
three wheels? That'll hold your tires on until you
can get to a garage
or something."
Jones is startled by the patient's seeming rationality,
but realizes
the plan will work, and installs the spare tire without
incident.
Before he leaves, he calls back to the patient. "You
know, that was
pretty sharp thinking. Why do they have you in there?"
The patient smiles and says, "I'm in here because
I'm crazy, not
because I'm stupid!!!!
Lol honey now that's what I call real crazy advice,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx
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ummmmmmmmmmm not funny!
Funny! 10!
Makes since.
Bwaaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahaha.....!!
okay
Tehehehe
thats is 100out of 10.very funny.
LMAO! That was good! *star* for you!
haha loved it lol.
mad lol
very very smart
Hahaha, very funny, 10/10 and star.
Excellent and funny thanks